7 Things Female Fighters are Tired of Hearing

Amaranthine

As some of you already know, I love my fighting – boxing, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, wrestling, Judo, Muay Thai, MMA, etc.  Better yet, I’m finally getting the chance to make it an integral part of my life by actually learning and practicing it.  Training for a real fight is nothing short of a dream for me – I’m blessed and thrilled, and I damn well know it.

But no, I’m not writing this post to bore you all to death with my fitness- and fighting-induced bliss; y’all are still going to be needing your pre-recorded dolphin sounds to fall asleep tonight.

I actually want to share what it’s like to be a female fighter in this ridiculous, patriarchal world of ours.  To explain this, I first have to tell you what it means to be a female in general around here.

AmaranthineIt means that we’re expected to be pretty, cute, sweet, and delicate…

Nothing more, and nothing less.

Furthermore, it means that we’re supposed to live our lives and make all of our decisions around – yep, you guessed it – being pretty, cute, sweet, and delicate.

It should come as no surprise that I get my share of ignorant, unsolicited commentary regarding my decision to train up and, one day, fight.  And it’s crazy [except not really] because when I compare notes with other lady fighters, we find that we’re all on the receiving end of identical, misogynistic statements regarding our fighting.

Being “a female fighter in this ridiculous world” means that it’s not easy to be taken seriously, and that you’re constantly defying and threatening what society has decided it means to be a woman.

But society sucks anyways, so I’ve gone ahead and composed a “pretty, cute, sweet, and delicate” little list of the most common verbal sewage female fighters get the great pleasure of hearing all too often.

Get ready to roll your eyes… seven times over.


1. “You do know you’re going to get hit, right? Like, in the face?”

Oh, wait! Seriously?!

Man… I thought my opponent and I were just gonna simulate a fight by striking at the air and giggling profusely.

Thank you so much for mansplaining that to me, though! I feel slightly less confused now. Lord knows what I’d do without the superior intellect of men!

*giggles profusely*

2. “What if you get hit in the face? You won’t be pretty anymore.”

UFC
Paige VanZant, a UFC fighter, stands petite, beautiful, fierce, AND strong after being in many professional MMA fights.

I’m so glad that you’re acknowledging my understanding of the fact that I’ll probably be getting hit in the face at some point along the way (jk, I already have).

But, still… you’re right (read: wrong)…

God forbid a woman do anything that could make her anything more or less than “pretty.”

I’m not sure what [subconsciously] scares people more: the concept of a woman voluntarily getting hit so hard in the face that it “interferes” with her physical beauty, or that of a woman daring to prioritize her success over her looks [and, in turn, her sexual appeal to men].

3. “You’re too delicate to fight.”

It’s just so funny you say that. Like, I’m sincerely laughing my feminine little face off right now.

I know I’m a little lady with big, round eyes who wears shimmery highlighter and still manages to get carded at 18+ venues, but that doesn’t mean I’m delicate.

 

WWE
Alexa Bliss is a professional wrestler currently signed with the WWE. She stands at 5’1 and weighs 101 pounds. In this photo, she flaunts her well-deserved championship belt.

It literally just means I’m short.  “Tall” and “tough” are not synonyms, and I’m sure the thesaurus will back me up on that statement.

I take hits pretty well, and I’m more than happy to throw them back and wear my battle-wounds proudly.

Contrary to popular belief, a height advantage, plethora of testosterone, and deep voice are not the only traits that can qualify someone to be a fighter.

I would also like to take this opportunity to mention that if I was a male of the same size, no one would be telling me I’m “too delicate to fight”.  Everyone would be telling me that I need to “toughen up”, “man up”, etc… and I’d be expected to just be down with that, whether I wanted to be rough and tough or not.

4. “You’re never going to find a husband if you keep this up.”

Oh, thank God!  If I’d known it was that easy, I would’ve strapped on the boxing gloves months before my parents even enrolled me in kindergarten.

Jk, jk…amaranthine

But for real, if we’re considering this from a purely heterosexual stance, plenty of male and female fighters get married, and they encourage each other to become stronger, faster, and better every single day.

There’s also plenty of non-fighter blokes who wouldn’t be even remotely bothered by “a woman who’s tougher than him” (yeah, I hear that a lot too); tons of men think female fighters would make great girlfriends and wives.

And, by the way, they’d be correct in that assumption. We’re pretty independent, hard-working, disciplined, passionate, tough, and knowledgeable women.

Additionally, being a she-fighter generally scores you coolness points in the queer-female/femme community, so the gayish, gay, gayer, and gayest female fighters among us are basically good to go on the “finding a lady” front.

Either way, anyone who can’t hang with a tough woman doesn’t deserve to have one in their lives anyways (#masculineenergy); plus, just as is the case with men, our worth is not defined by our ability to obtain a romantic partner.

All this “husband stuff” is honestly no sweat off our backs. We’re queens and champions, remember?

5. “It’s really good that you’re taking some self-defense classes.”

…..

…….

Yeah…

No.

Just because fighting teaches me how to defend myself doesn’t mean I’m taking “self-defense” classes for “self-defense” purposes. I’m taking fighting classes; I’m learning how to be an attacker, not a defender. When we actually do learn defense, it’s only so that we don’t get totally wrecked while we’re trying to smash up our opponents.

It’s really quite amazing, isn’t it?

When a man takes fighting classes, or even self-defense ones, everyone always assumes he’s going full-on Rocky Balboa.  Meanwhile, anytime a woman bothers with fighting, it has to be because she’s “helpless” in some scenario where a dude tries to take her purse.

You see, fighting for the sake of fighting, or because you’re strong, aggressive, and like to beat up other people isn’t “pretty, cute, sweet, and delicate.”  It’s not the type of “femininity” society especially cares for.

UFC
Cris Cyborg, a professional female UFC fighter, proudly shows off how tough she is. HINT: She’s insanely tough, and it’s awesome.

That’s why the term “self-defense” doesn’t even cross people’s minds when a guy takes up fighting… because men are expected to be the opposite of “pretty, cute, sweet, and delicate”.

Women, on the other hand, can only want to do something that’s not “pretty, cute, sweet, and delicate” for the sake of defending all that is “pretty, cute, sweet, and delicate” about them… because if we’re anything more or less than those things, how dare we take up space in this world?

Yeah, I know… don’t worry, it’s not just you.  I, too, cannot even.

6. “I’m glad you’ve found such a fun weight-loss program!”

If a woman isn’t fighting to learn self-defense, then the only other reason she could be bothering with it is so that she can lose weight since, for us lady folk, becoming and staying thin is supposed to be all that really matters.

Nothing says squeezing into that “yellow polka-dot bikini” like getting punched in the face, right?

7. “Oh well, you’re a girl. There’s no way your fighting can be serious or dangerous anyways.  It’s not like you can beat up a man.”

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Game on.


Header image (Ronda Rousey): Retrieved from the New York Post

Image of Paige VanZant v. Bec Rawlings: Retrieved from the UFC

Image of Paige VanZant: Retrieved from Maxim

Image of Cris Cyborg: Retrieved from the Bleacher Report

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